CRAZY POKEMON FACTS

Nidoking
Nidoking's Pokemon Stadium PokeDex "Has a rock-hard hide that is worn like armor. The long horn on its head is sharp and highly venomous."
Nidoking as you may remember from the anime was larger then Ash yet only weighs 62kg even with all that armour on it's body.

Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff's Sapphire PokeDex "When this Pokémon sings, it never pauses to breathe. If it is in a battle against an opponent that does not easily fall asleep, Jigglypuff cannot breathe, endangering its life."
Yet in the anime, Jigglypuff wanted it's audience to not fall alseep...

Victreebel
Victreebel's Diamond/Pearl PokeDex "It pools in its mouth a fluid with a honey like scent, which is really an acid that dissolves anything."
Anything? then how can Victreebel hold it?

Victreebel's Red PokeDex "Said to live in huge colonies deep in jungles, although no one has returned from there."
Oooh... freaky, wait how can they know if nobody ever returned?

Machamp
Machamp's Fire Red PokeDex "Its four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds."
So each arm punches 250 times in just two seconds?

Kadabra
Kadabra's Emerald PokeDex "It is rumoured that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers."
Something is happening... Congratulations, your son just evolved into kadabra!

Kadabra's Diamond PokeDex "If one is nearby, an eerie shadow appears on TV screens. Seeing the shadow is said to bring bad luck."
Maybe that little girl from "The Ring" also was about to transform into a Kadabra...

Alakazam
Alakazam's Crystal PokeDex "It has an IQ of 5000. It calculates many things in order to gain the edge in every battle"
Wow, you'd think such a smart Pokemon could talk, I mean Slowking can...

Alakazam's Ruby PokeDex "Alakazam's brain constantly grows, making it far too heavy to support with its neck. This Pokemon holds its head up using psychokinetic powers instead."
This one is just awesome, it's head doesn't look very heavy though.

Ponyta
Ponyta's Pokemon Stadium PokeDex "Capable of jumping over the Eiffel Tower in a single giant leap. Its hooves are ten times harder than diamonds."
Ponyta's Fire Red PokeDex "Its body is light, and its legs are incredibly powerful. It can clear Ayers Rock in one leap."
I always found these two interesting, so the Pokemon world is the same as ours (love the Australian reference) not to mention how a horse can basically fly.

Slowbro
Slowbro's Pokemon Stadium 2 PokeDex "If the tail-biting Shellder is thrown off in a harsh battle, it reverts to being an ordinary Slowpoke."
So it can actually devolve? wow... What about Slowking?

Kingler
Kingler's Red PokeDex "The large pincer has a 10000 HP of crushing power. However, its huge size makes it unwieldy to use."
How convenient...

Cherubi
Cherubi's Diamond PokeDex "The small ball holds the nutrients needed for evolution. Apparently, it is very sweet and tasty."
Eww, so people have actually eaten Cherubi's dorment little second head.

Drifloon
Drifloon's Diamond PokeDex "A Pokémon formed by the spirits of people and Pokémon. It loves damp, humid seasons. "
So when people die you become a Drifloon?

Drifloon's Pearl PokeDex "It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead."
A DRIFLOON STOLE MY BABY!

Toxicroak
Toxicroak's Diamond PokeDex "Its knuckle claws secrete a toxin so vile that even a scratch could prove fatal."
Yet is Toxicroak used scratch in a Pokemon battle would hardly hurt the opponent.